I was having a laugh with a boy from work yesterday about my rapidly approaching stag party after he sent me an email with a picture of a man stuck to a lamppost with little more to keep him warm than a bobble hat and some cling film.
He said "Idea for your stag do?"
I replied "Just give me something to keep my extremities warm!"
He said "I'll find you a thimble"
And I said "From your collection at home?"
He replied "My old man used to tell me "You can only pish with the cock you've got!"
I said "And my old man used to tell me "Son, with great power comes great responsibility!"
